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I think it’s really sweet that you always give me the booth side seat when we’re sat at a half booth/half table setting because you know that if you take the booth side I would secretly be sad that I didn’t get it lol

I like it when you ask me to cum again. When you’re about to climax and you grind into me saying “please baby cum for me one more time” in that soft pleading voice. God that is so sexy. Or when you pull my hips closer to you and push my back down for that perfect arch while fucking me from behind. And I think it’s sweet when you ask me if I’m ready before you put it in because you don’t want it to hurt. And I like how you take off my panties so gently especially when you know it’s my favorite pair because you don’t want to make any rips or tears in them. 

Goodness we have incredible sex. 

SO I’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT HOW I REEEALLY WANT TO WIN A UNICORN AT THE OC FAIR.

AND TODAY IVAN WAS LIKE HEY IM GETTING SOMETHING SHIPPED TO YOUR HOUSE ON AUG. 7.

AND I WAS LIKE WELL WHAT IS IT.

AND HE WAS LIKE IT’S FLUFFY. IT’S SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE.

AND RIGHT AWAY I STARTED CRYING TEARS OF JOY BECAUSE HE KNOWS ME SO WELL TO GET ME A LARGE UNICORN FROM DESPICABLE ME.

AND I CAN’T CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT SO I AM TYPING IN CAPS.

but anyway, I asked him why he didn’t just try to win it at the fair tomorrow and he said because he didn’t want to get pissed off trying really hard to win the game lmao. lazy ass. but i love him so much and i am so excited for my unicorn and uggghhh. he is the best and i am truly happy and blessed to call him mine (‘:

Even just five minutes of your presence can make my entire day.

One of the worst things someone can do to you is set a new high score on a game on your phone.

I can’t get over how great you are to me. I still blush and smile just from the thought of you. But I guess that’s how I know I’ve got myself the right one. I’m so lucky to be yours.
And you’re so freaking attractive in every way possible. Fuck I love you so much.

I made you cum, so don’t be an asshole to me. >:(

I-haven’t-seen-you-in-forever-and-I-missed-you-so-much sex is the best sex.

I really miss our sleepovers ): it’s been too long.

Note to all men: never forget what day you’re going to see a girl. And don’t make it worse by talking about how your going to hang out with one of your bros on that day you forgot. We will hold it against you. And then don’t try to make it look like you didn’t forget.

(Source: jmonayy)

I want to drive right now but I have no gas and I’m too much of a wimp to get gas by myself at this time of night. #sadlyfe

Sleeping without you just doesn’t feel right.

July 4th, 2014

Another day well spent.
Drove over to LA and parked in my usual spot in the back.
Hopped into his car. I missed his driving. Sounds weird but whatevs lol.
Went to the Glendale Galleria and Americana just to walk around.
Got kbbq for lunch. Went to Nordstrom Rack to find him a wallet he’s been in need of.
After leaving there we got stuck in our parking spot for a good seven minutes because his car is too low for the slight bump behind the parking spot. Poop.
Went to target to sit on couches because we were tired af from not sleeping the night before.
We couldn’t go back to his place because he didn’t want to encounter his step mom.
So we spontaneously rented a motel room because that’s how desperate we were to sleep on a nice bed lmao.
The Indian guy giving us the key was like “hey hey let me tell you something… The adult channel is 900, the password is 7126.” In his accent and winked at Ivan hahahha. I had to walk away because it was just too funny. While we were getting settled in our room, he knocked on our door again and was like “Ahh sorry Mr. Ivan sorry if I’m disturbing you two, but don’t forget to return the key later. Sorry. Continue doing your stuff. Remember the adult channel.” Lolol.
Renting that room was totally worth it because it was so nice and air conditioned haha.
Fucked around, took a long ass nap, woke up and watched cartoons, fucked around some more, cuddled because we stay simpin.
Checked out at 11 pm and then drove around a bit.
It’s always nice when we get compliments on his car (: ahah.
Stopped by Cafe Sanjang for a super late dinner and to watch some fireworks.
And now I am back home. Happy.
Needless to say, we’re fine. Even better than before.

Hmm car sex is never as satisfying.

(Source: jmonayy)

Recap of my weekend.

Saturday:

Successful party. Tons of fun with family and friends. Drunk people taking care of drunk people. Enough said lol.

Sunday:

Got home at around 2 am, knocked tf out, woke up at 9:45 and my family still wasn’t home because my brothers were drunk af and knocked out at my cousin’s house.

Woke up with a massive headache, threw up a little, drank a shit ton of water, slept a little more until 10:30 and my family finally made their way home.

Gave daddy bear some presents for Father’s Day and ate some left over Portos.

Showered and got ready to visit the bf in LA. He was a buttface because he didn’t get to go to the party last night lol.

We checked out La Boulange, the new Starbucks restaurant, which ended up being one of the worst dining experiences I have ever had. Reviewed it on Yelp because it sucked so much. Waited over an hour for suckish food.

Walked around LACMA a bit and relaxed in the La Brea Tar Pit lawns. Watched cute little kids run around because we’re creepers like that.

Made our way to Chinatown where the WEIRDEST thing happened. I haven’t had something that weird happen to me in a good minute ahah.

We parked and right when we turned the car off, the doors unlocked automatically as they always do, but then what happens? RIGHT WHEN WE PARK TWO BITCH ASS OLD CHINESE LADIES OPEN MY PASSENGER SIDE DOOR AND SCRAPE THE SHIT OUT OF THE BOTTOM OF MY DOOR ON THE CURB. I SCREAMED LIKE WTF MY CAR DOOR and pulled my door back but they had their hands in the way. They were speaking Chinese and Ivan was like WTH WE ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH. and he got out of the car and was like WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WAS THAT FOR. and the old ladies were like “sorry sorry! hehehe.” and scurried away giggling. BUT MY FUCKING CAR DOOR. WHO THE HELL OPENS SOMEONE’S DOOR RANDOMLY. LIKE IDC IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS SOMEONE ELSE, YOU DON’T SCRAPE PEOPLES DOORS ON SIDEWALKS AND NOT GIVE A SHIT. ugggghhhh we were so done with the world after that. 

We went to Quickly’s for milk tea, walked around Chinatown, and we had nothing else to say to each other because we were so fucking mindblown as to what happened. We saw the ladies walking around and when they passed us you could totally tell they were trying not to be noticed. We sure as hell mad dogged them until they walked past. Omfg Ivan had to lift up my poor baby’s door because that’s how stuck they got it scraping on the sidewalk. Fucking shit -_____- Srsly we drove back home quiet. The MOST what the fuck moment ever. 

Anyway, to get our minds off that we went to Vista Hermosa park, aka the LA Mountains, and chilled there enjoying the view. It was nice out and we found a hidden bench with the best view ever and shade ahah. We explored the park a little bit. It’s nice af if you make your way around.

We were getting hungry again so we drove to Little Tokyo for dinner. Ate at a udon place called Monzo. The udon gratin and udon carbonara were freaking bomb. Sex in your mouth amazing. My life was complete then.

Walked around Little Tokyo and then went back to KTown where he lives. Parked in the back garage and fucked around until I had to go home.

My weekend was overall quite interesting.

Yup. (: